This chick/bird/slut is totally wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' worse for wear. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Wul Tight & Badmind Bashment

Dis yah sound a pure fire, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem spin di tracks like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go wild. Dem a jump pon di stage all night history of dancehall music jamaica long. Is a pure bashment, yuh feel mi?

• Prepare fi some wicked songs from di likes of Sean Paul.
• Don your most comfortable footwear, 'cause yuh a go be runnin' all night .
• Stay tuned fi a proper dancehall experience.

Dancing to this Beat of Badmind Shell

The bass slaps like a riot, and the beat is wicked. The crowd, a swarm of skankers, go themselves totally possessed. There's energy with excitement.

This ain't no social gathering; this is Badmind Shell, and they are the chaos.

Shell Shockin' Jamboree

Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a sensation of a time at the fabled Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary hootenanny, it's a full-on rave of foot-stompin' tunes that'll leave you speechless.

• Get Ready for a marathon of the best ska bands this side of the Mississippi
• Don your finest attire and strut your way to the front of the podium!
• Dive into a mountain of scrumptious snacks that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

Heck yeah miss out on this epic experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a memory you'll never forget!

Dem Bad Vibes, Tight Up Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi carry negativity, mek di whole place feel tense. But we nah get caught up to dat, yuh hear? We gotta remain focused and keep our own style tight.

It's all about attitude, bredda. We gotta spread love. When people come with dem bad energy, just let it go. Don't give it power. Just stay cool.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own destiny. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and shine bright.

Stepping to the Rhythm, Escaping Negativity

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.